Every day should look like this...

10:30 am:

Garbage? On the kerb.
Laundry? Running.
Dishwasher? Emptied.
Kitchen sink? Clean.
Flowers? Watered.
Small Boy? Napping
Paper? Open.
Coffee? Hot.

Ahhhhhhhhhhh........

11am update

Laundry? Wet in machine awaiting attention.
Small Boy? Teething.
Paper? Unread.
Coffee? Cold.

Sigh.