I've got nothing to add to this except

Oh please. What they said. And by the way, it's a petrie dish, people. Oh, for the love of god, it's a petrie dish. If you don't know that littlest of little things about ivf - and don't even get me started on the transfer/implantation distinction - you deserve neither to write an article about ivf nor to have an opinion on it. Punkt.

Whadya know. Turns out I did have something to add after all.

Edited to add: What she said, too!