Parenting 101: I must have missed the day they covered...

• Indulging your child's desire to take his afternoon naps in your bed with you is not an effective way to break said child of said behavior.
• (But you secretly don't mind too much, because the days of curling up with a sweet-sweat smelling small child are fleeting.)
• (Even if it does mean that you get nothing done and are reduced to bulleted posts.)
• However, the taking of afternoon naps in MamaDadaBed will ultimately lead to attempts to spend nights there, too.
• You will mind this.
• Because you can't sleep with him in bed with you.
• And it's not humanly possible to be more tired than you already are, is it?
• Oh, but of course it is.