The ghost of blood tests past

I just got the bill for my blood test. You know, the blood test to confirm that the FET failed, the test that was pretty much superfluous on account of my, you know, massive period. Yeah, that blood test.

And how often can I combine infertility and expat life in a single blog post? A beta test costs 51.30 Swiss Francs, which at the current conversion is US$41.97. How's that for killing two Vögel with one Stein?

And to throw in some non-Swissness for good measure, I won't be rushing to pay that bill before the holidays.

Wow was that an efficient post! Infertility, snark, random Switzerland fact, a German lesson, and a cultural faux pas in under 100 words (not counting this sentence)! Perhaps I shall retire, for how can I top that?